A four legged parody of the popular Christmas ditty The 12 Days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Santa’s elfin friend, a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a Grinch that’s absurd, Santa’s elfin friend, a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a tinsel wrapped chi-chi, a Grinch that’s absurd, Santa’s elfin friend, a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a pup that loves playing, a tinsel wrapped chi-chi, a Grinch that’s absurd, Santa’s elfin friend, a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me a white dog a sleighing, a pup that loves playing, a tinsel wrapped chi-chi, a Grinch that’s absurd, Santa’s elfin friend, a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a scruffy pup a smiling, a white dog a sleighing, a pup that loves playing, a tinsel wrapped chi-chi, a Grinch that’s absurd, Santa’s elfin friend, a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a giant dog a panting, a scruffy pup a smiling, a white dog a sleighing, a pup that loves playing, a tinsel wrapped chi-chi, a Grinch that’s absurd, Santa’s elfin friend, a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a rescue pooch a licking, a giant dog a panting, a scruffy pup a smiling, a white dog a sleighing, a pup that loves playing, a tinsel wrapped chi-chi, a Grinch that’s absurd, Santa’s elfin friend, a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me a senior dog a peeping, a rescue pooch a licking, a giant dog a panting, a scruffy pup a smiling, a white dog a sleighing, a pup that loves playing, a tinsel wrapped chi-chi, a Grinch that’s absurd, Santa’s elfin friend, a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a great big burst of Boston, a senior dog a peeping, a rescue pooch a licking, a giant dog a panting, a scruffy pup a smiling, a white dog a sleighing, a pup that loves playing, a tinsel wrapped chi-chi, a Grinch that’s absurd, Santa’s elfin friend, a very naughty mutt and a Bulldog with a green tree.
Merry Christmas folks!